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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:18 AM // 03:18   #2001
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*pulls out pepper spray and points at i pwnd u, accidentlly sprayes in own face then goes and order a beer while screaming in pain*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #2002
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*Stabs a bullet in storm of daeth's head to shut him up*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #2003
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*shoves a spiked club up Murder In China's ass*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #2004
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*Claw darkdragon99's throat out*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #2005
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*drunkenly states* "You guys are a bit toooooo un-drunks"

*thwaps dragon and china with rolled up IKEA catalog*

*drinks beer*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #2006
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*Gets up off floor miraculously unharmed*
*Dusts ashes off his jacket from the meteor*
*Calmly draws his revolvers*
*Shoots beer out of i Pwned u's hands*
*Then shoots him once in each leg and once in each arm and leaves him for the bear to fiinish off*
*Walks over to knido and puts revolver to the side of his head and calmy asks for the return of his money*
*Takes a swig from the bottle of jack*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 04:45 PM // 16:45   #2007
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*thwaps doc with IKEA catalog for making a mess*

*pulls our gun, shoots pwnd in the foot*

*sends bunny to eat bear*

*drunks more beer*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 05:23 PM // 17:23   #2008
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*sleeps*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #2009
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*................................................. .......................zzzzzz*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #2010
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*finishes beer, takes bullet out of chest and eats it...... mm takes like shitkin*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #2011
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*finishes beer, takes bullet out of chest and eats it...... mm takes like shitkin*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 07:42 PM // 19:42   #2012
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*catches beer from ensaba (yes it was in the air for that long) and starts to drink*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 08:43 PM // 20:43   #2013
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*Pummels Doc Holliday into permanent incapacitation, not because he shot my bud pwnd(which is bad enough) but for commiting alcohol abuse by shooting pwnd's beer. "listen buckaroo, when ya waltz into a saloon be sure ya welcome and familierize yaself with who the big dogs are.."

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Old Feb 04, 2006, 08:45 PM // 20:45   #2014
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*zzzzZZZzzzzz..............*

*wakes up startled*


*drinks more beer*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 09:24 PM // 21:24   #2015
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*shaves off doc holidays gay looknig facial hair*

*points and laughts with Pwnd and ensabah*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #2016
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*rips off Doc Holliday's arm and shoves it down his throut*
"bet you'll learn who the big dogs around here are now"
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 10:00 PM // 22:00   #2017
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I think I have died 128391 times in this thread .
*stabs himself in the heart and instantly dies*
Make that 128392.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #2018
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*sits watching all the chaos and decides to go on a murderous rampage on everything that isn't me*
*shoots everyone in the foot and starts to yell out, "THE ONLY NON-VIOLENT BAR IS A DEAD BAR!!" over and over and over and over as heads are being shot off and brains and guts are being splattered on the wall*
Fortunatley the only people who survived were Pwnd, Nur, Two, and Chris
*i then put the shotgun and against my head and yell, "BANG HAHAHAHAHA"*
*i then calm the RED ENGINE down and drink beer in the corner*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #2019
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*Rezzes chris_nin00 then spam Obsidian flame on him and over and over and over again*x sideways 8
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #2020
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*come soutta nowhere**orders milk**guy who gave me my milk says i suck**punches that tard**Takes out heavy utility stuff** DIE MUTHA......!!!
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